A Eulogy for Our Elf on the Shelf, Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam
| by derekbremer
It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.
| by derekbremer
It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.
| by derekbremer
I think we might have bedbugs but that’s about as much energy as I want to devote to the idea.
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Over the past year or so I’ve been looking for a job in the way that — I imagine —
| by derekbremer
We’ve never met but you know who I am. I’m even sure you’ve seen some of my work. Let me
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Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed
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I recently read an article only to discover that my brain had shrunk. Laugh if you will but it turns
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One of the problems with being known as the funny guy is that friends tend to expect it on a
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I’ve never cared for the phrase “It’s all about the journey.” Sure I get it. Life is a journey and
| by derekbremer
Ahh, the interview — employment’s version of the colonoscopy sans anesthesia. Once the introductions have been made and the polite chit-chat is
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Doctor: Jeffrey it’s been a while. So tell me how are things going these days? Jeff: We’ve never met. What