IKEA, the Fourth Reich, and the Rise of a Global Superpower
| by derekbremer
Shortly before the end of World War II many German scientists and engineers defected to the United States or the
Browsing the "Satire" Category
I Reject Your Letter of Rejection for Employment
| by derekbremer
Dear Employer, After much deliberation, I have decided that I will be unable to accept your selection of another candidate for the
Shelby Cox: Your MEGGA Candidate for Eighth Grade Student Council
| by derekbremer
It’s wonderful to see such a beautiful crowd in the gymnasium this afternoon. I’d like to thank all of you
Trey Lance, Attorney at Law Will Sue the F*ck Out of Absolutely Anyone
| by derekbremer
Have you recently been injured at work? Is a large insurance company failing to pay you the money you deserve?
A Eulogy for Our Elf on the Shelf, Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam
| by derekbremer
It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.
Confessions of an Intersection Gridlocker
| by derekbremer
We’ve never met but you know who I am. I’m even sure you’ve seen some of my work. Let me
Welcome to the Ranks of the Gainfully Unemployed!
| by derekbremer
Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed
An Annual Wellness Checkup Under Your New Insurance Plan Now Includes a Complimentary Band-Aid!
| by derekbremer
Doctor: Jeffrey it’s been a while. So tell me how are things going these days? Jeff: We’ve never met. What
The Secret to My Massive Success
| by derekbremer
Spoiler alert – It’s Glasses Do you yearn for prosperity but lack the experience or credentials to get it? Have
An Open Letter to the Attendees of My Daughter’s Birthday Party, Written After Drinking Eight Beers
| by derekbremer
It didn’t have to come to this people Dear party guests, I apologize in advance for sending out a thank
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