A Somewhat Indirect Email Campaign
| by derekbremer
For legal purposes, this isn’t exactly a threat, but it’s also not exactly not a threat either Dear [First Name]
Browsing the "Satire" Category
What Father’s Day Means to Me, Darth Vader
| by derekbremer
When a lot of people think of me they only see the helmet or the super cool cape and boots
The Moral Complexities of Bringing an iPhone Back from the Dead
| by derekbremer
My iPhone passed away a few days ago — three to be exact — and I’m not sure if I
Living the Spammed Life
| by derekbremer
A few weeks ago, I decided I’d been going about spam email all the wrong way. I used to block
IKEA, the Fourth Reich, and the Rise of a Global Superpower
| by derekbremer
Shortly before the end of World War II many German scientists and engineers defected to the United States or the
I Reject Your Letter of Rejection for Employment
| by derekbremer
Dear Employer, After much deliberation, I have decided that I will be unable to accept your selection of another candidate for the
Shelby Cox: Your MEGGA Candidate for Eighth Grade Student Council
| by derekbremer
It’s wonderful to see such a beautiful crowd in the gymnasium this afternoon. I’d like to thank all of you
Trey Lance, Attorney at Law Will Sue the F*ck Out of Absolutely Anyone
| by derekbremer
Have you recently been injured at work? Is a large insurance company failing to pay you the money you deserve?
A Eulogy for Our Elf on the Shelf, Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam
| by derekbremer
It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.
Confessions of an Intersection Gridlocker
| by derekbremer
We’ve never met but you know who I am. I’m even sure you’ve seen some of my work. Let me
