A Eulogy for Our Elf on the Shelf, Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam
| by derekbremer
It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.
Browsing the "Satire" Category
Confessions of an Intersection Gridlocker
| by derekbremer
We’ve never met but you know who I am. I’m even sure you’ve seen some of my work. Let me
Welcome to the Ranks of the Gainfully Unemployed!
| by derekbremer
Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed
An Annual Wellness Checkup Under Your New Insurance Plan Now Includes a Complimentary Band-Aid!
| by derekbremer
Doctor: Jeffrey it’s been a while. So tell me how are things going these days? Jeff: We’ve never met. What
The Secret to My Massive Success
| by derekbremer
Spoiler alert – It’s Glasses Do you yearn for prosperity but lack the experience or credentials to get it? Have
An Open Letter to the Attendees of My Daughter’s Birthday Party, Written After Drinking Eight Beers
| by derekbremer
It didn’t have to come to this people Dear party guests, I apologize in advance for sending out a thank
Dating Myself
| by derekbremer
And you thought dating other people was hard I recently heard someone say, “I don’t want to date myself but…”
This is a Sponsored Post
| by derekbremer
(Post not sponsored by Sponsored Posts, Inc.) Recently there’s been a lot of banter in the writing community about how
An Open Letter to People Who Still Write Open Letters
| by derekbremer
To Whom It May Concern, I feel that it is my sad duty to inform the public that the open
A Christmas Newsletter Critique
| by derekbremer
Aunt Mae, It’s been quite a few years since we’ve connected and, after reading your newsletter, I now remember why.
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