I Will Sue the F*ck Out of Absolutely Anyone

Have you recently been injured at work? Is a large insurance company failing to pay you the money you deserve? Has another attorney slammed into your car as he was chasing an ambulance on its way to a seventeen-car pile-up?

If so, I know that guy. His name is Terry and, just between you and me, he’s an asshole. Terry doesn’t see the big picture. He only chases ambulances. I will chase anything on wheels and even legs to make certain you receive the compensation you deserve.

Hi. My name is Trey Lance. I’m a personal injury attorney and I’m here to let you know that I will sue the fuck out of absolutely anyone just for you!

For better or worse we live in a world where time and money matter. Insurance companies only care about profits and the average doctor can only afford to spend fifteen minutes with each patient. That’s not even enough time to have a cup of coffee let alone diagnose a significant medical issue. Fortunately, I have cultivated a team of professionals who can determine whether your run-of-the-mill neck sprain is a life-changing injury that could send your children to college and my family on a much-needed European vacation…

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About the Author

derekbremer Prior to his life as a stay at home father Derek spent more than a decade performing public relations and marketing functions for financial consulting firms and found the job to be precisely as exciting as it sounds. When not tending to his wife or daughter Derek enjoys subjecting the public to his unique take on fatherhood, travel and animal husbandry. He has been published in Scary Mommy, Sammiches and Psych Meds, The Good Men Project, HowToBeADad, Red Tricycle, RAZED, HPP and the Anthology "It's Really Ten Months Special Delivery: A Collection of Stories from Girth to Birth.