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I Reject Your Letter of Rejection for Employment

Dear Employer,

After much deliberation, I have decided that I will be unable to accept your selection of another candidate for the advertised position. I understand that you have many applicants and appreciate the investment of time that it has taken to choose the one you believe is most suitable for your company. Ultimately, however, I have decided that a career with your company is in my best interests.

I’d like to recognize your effort throughout this process. I myself have spent quite a lot of energy searching for a position that matches my capabilities and requirements. After reviewing a number of rejection letters over the past week I selected a few top companies that would best suit my needs.

To read more just click through to I Reject Your Letter of Rejection for Employment on Medium!


About the Author

Prior to his life as a stay at home father Derek spent more than a decade performing public relations and marketing functions for financial consulting firms and found the job to be precisely as exciting as it sounds. When not tending to his wife or daughter Derek enjoys subjecting the public to his unique take on fatherhood, travel and animal husbandry. He has been published in Scary Mommy, Sammiches and Psych Meds, The Good Men Project, HowToBeADad, Red Tricycle, RAZED, HPP and the Anthology "It's Really Ten Months Special Delivery: A Collection of Stories from Girth to Birth.



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