The Death Of My iPhone And Coping With Loss
| by derekbremer
My iPhone died this past weekend. His name was Gary, and he approached his end with a stoicism and grace
Browsing the "Curmudgeonly" Category
The Downside of Being “The Funny Guy”
| by derekbremer
One of the problems with being known as the funny guy is that friends tend to expect it on a
Do the Needy Really Need Croutons?
| by derekbremer
Do the Needy Really Need Croutons? It’s a question I’ve been grappling with for at least a week and one
Ostensible Writing
| by derekbremer
I’ve started bringing my laptop with me to the various activities I ferry my daughter to this summer. Every few
Rambling On
| by derekbremer
A few weeks ago I heard myself say “I remember when this was all farmland,” as I drove my wife
Boys Are Dumb
| by derekbremer
“When do boys get normal?” my daughter asked me as I was driving her home from school. I took a
Hire Me or the Economy is Gonna Get it
| by derekbremer
I’ve recently found myself looking for gainful employment which seems like a poor idea from a numbers perspective. I’m not
A Christmas Miracle (Retrospective)
| by derekbremer
Or How I Spent $80.46 on Nine Volt Batteries on Christmas and am Not Even Bitter About it at All
Erotica Gone Awry
| by derekbremer
The bistro bustled with activity and the scurry of servers and busboys who always managed to tend to Harold without
The Angry Toaster: My Complicated Relationship with Household Appliances
| by derekbremer
My toaster oven has been making some pretty ominous sounds these days and, frankly, I’m concerned that it’s a sign
