Your Wordle Score Has Taught Me How to Love Again
Hey there! I’ve seen you posting your Wordle scores on social media and…well…I think that we have a lot in common.
I’ve had these feelings before but never quite like this. There was the guy on my feed who posted about how he could finish the Saturday New York Times crossword puzzle in pen without any help. Then there was the woman sharing posts about how quickly she’d finish her Sudoku puzzles. Neither relationship worked out. The guy who did the crossword puzzle actual used a pencil and the woman who was a rockstar at Sudoku turned out to be the same guy who used a pencil on the Saturday New York Times crossword puzzle.
With you, though, I feel like it’s going to be different. I think that we’ve got a real connection and something we can both build upon. Last Tuesday we both solved the Wordle in three attempts and just this past Thursday we nailed the word axolotl in two tries!
I imagine that you’re a lot like me; a warm and intelligent person who feels, just a bit, unappreciated by those around you. I get it. I’m not as close to my extended family as I’d like and they’ve caused me no small amount of emotional and financial hardship. I could be wrong but it really seems like fate is putting us together and I’d love to find out more about you. If you’re up for it you can email me a picture and your social security number to nigerianprince@gmail.com so that we can finally connect!
I’m really looking forward to your response and, of course, tomorrow’s Wordle!
About the Author
derekbremer Prior to his life as a stay at home father Derek spent more than a decade performing public relations and marketing functions for financial consulting firms and found the job to be precisely as exciting as it sounds. When not tending to his wife or daughter Derek enjoys subjecting the public to his unique take on fatherhood, travel and animal husbandry. He has been published in Scary Mommy, Sammiches and Psych Meds, The Good Men Project, HowToBeADad, Red Tricycle, RAZED, HPP and the Anthology "It's Really Ten Months Special Delivery: A Collection of Stories from Girth to Birth.
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