The Curmudgeonly - A lighthearted critique of life, the universe and everything else

Boys Are Dumb

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“When do boys get normal?” my daughter asked me as I was driving her home from school. I took a

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To Whom It May Concern, I feel that it is my sad duty to inform the public that the open

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We adopted a dog a few years ago and, other than being occasionally incontinent, she’s been just great. Her name

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I’ve recently found myself looking for gainful employment which seems like a poor idea from a numbers perspective. I’m not

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Dearest Mother Nature, It is with the greatest regret that I write this letter. Unfortunately I feel that it is

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With today’s skyrocketing rates of obesity, heart disease, and strokes it’s more important than ever to be mindful about our

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Colonoscopy Day Through some morbid urge I’d picked up Mary Roach’s book “Gulp”, a thoroughly delightful read about the digestive

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Colonoscopy’s Eve: My Colon Song The ideal outfit to wear when prepping for a colonoscopy would probably be a comfortable

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What Goes in Must Come Out You will never plan for any meal more than you plan the one you

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Or How I Spent $80.46 on Nine Volt Batteries on Christmas and am Not Even Bitter About it at All