The Curmudgeonly - A lighthearted critique of life, the universe and everything else

Love Like Cantaloupe: The Tragic Tale of One Man’s Toxic Relationship with Melon

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I love cantaloupe but I don’t think I’m in love with it. Does that make sense? It always starts the

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I’ve been on a bit of a morbid streak for the past few days. Being middle aged I suppose that

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A few years ago I began listening to sports radio in the car which was a bit surprising given the

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Hey there! I’ve seen you posting your Wordle scores on social media and…well…I think that we have a lot in

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About a week ago we got a puppy which, at the very least, implies some sort of emotional disorder on

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I went to the optometrist lasts week because I had some free time and I thought it might be fun

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Humankind is facing quite a few problems these days; climate change is rearing it’s ugly head, there’s the upheaval Afghanistan

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I recently noticed my contact lens prescription changed, massive headaches being one of the few physical cues that I generally

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Labor Day has passed and, with it, comes the unofficial end of summer. Thank God for small favors. Of course