Boys Are Dumb
| by derekbremer
“When do boys get normal?” my daughter asked me as I was driving her home from school. I took a
Author Archives: derekbremer
An Open Letter to People Who Still Write Open Letters
| by derekbremer
To Whom It May Concern, I feel that it is my sad duty to inform the public that the open
One Dog (Slightly Incontinent) for Sale
| by derekbremer
We adopted a dog a few years ago and, other than being occasionally incontinent, she’s been just great. Her name
Hire Me or the Economy is Gonna Get it
| by derekbremer
I’ve recently found myself looking for gainful employment which seems like a poor idea from a numbers perspective. I’m not
An Open Letter to Mother Nature in Spring
| by derekbremer
Dearest Mother Nature, It is with the greatest regret that I write this letter. Unfortunately I feel that it is
How to Eat Mindfully and Starve to Death the Way Nature Intended
| by derekbremer
With today’s skyrocketing rates of obesity, heart disease, and strokes it’s more important than ever to be mindful about our
The Colonoscopy Files Continued: Part III
| by derekbremer
Colonoscopy Day Through some morbid urge I’d picked up Mary Roach’s book “Gulp”, a thoroughly delightful read about the digestive
The Colonoscopy Files Continued: Part II
| by derekbremer
Colonoscopy’s Eve: My Colon Song The ideal outfit to wear when prepping for a colonoscopy would probably be a comfortable
The Colonoscopy Files: Part I
| by derekbremer
What Goes in Must Come Out You will never plan for any meal more than you plan the one you
A Christmas Miracle (Retrospective)
| by derekbremer
Or How I Spent $80.46 on Nine Volt Batteries on Christmas and am Not Even Bitter About it at All
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