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Schrodinger’s Cats: The perfect pets for people who might or might not want a cat!

Are you allergic to cat dander, saliva or hair but yearn for some sort of companionship? Have you always wanted to own a cat but can’t manage to keep a common houseplant alive?

My friend, your prayers have been answered. I’d like to introduce you to the latest development from Quantum Creations called the Schrodinger Cat. It’s the perfect solution for anyone who might, or might not, want to own a cat without all the muss and fuss!

Conventional cats need constant upkeep but your Schrodinger Cat is specifically tailored to you as a well-meaning, but potentially thoughtless, pet owner. Whether you’re an 80 hour a week commuter working on a third heart attack or just a regular schlub who can’t manage to get off the couch the Schrodinger Cat is the perfect pet for you…to read more just click through to Schrodinger’s Cats: The perfect pets for people who might or might not want a cat! on MuddyUm.


About the Author

Prior to his life as a stay at home father Derek spent more than a decade performing public relations and marketing functions for financial consulting firms and found the job to be precisely as exciting as it sounds. When not tending to his wife or daughter Derek enjoys subjecting the public to his unique take on fatherhood, travel and animal husbandry. He has been published in Scary Mommy, Sammiches and Psych Meds, The Good Men Project, HowToBeADad, Red Tricycle, RAZED, HPP and the Anthology "It's Really Ten Months Special Delivery: A Collection of Stories from Girth to Birth.



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