The Curmudgeonly - A lighthearted critique of life, the universe and everything else

Children and the Ever Present Specter of Disease

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If I’ve learned one thing about children over the past thirteen years it’s that you should never eat their leftovers

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(Post not sponsored by Sponsored Posts, Inc.) Recently there’s been a lot of banter in the writing community about how

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Over the last few weeks I seem to have developed a knack for waking up at 3:00 AM in the

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Do the Needy Really Need Croutons? It’s a question I’ve been grappling with for at least a week and one

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I’ve started bringing my laptop with me to the various activities I ferry my daughter to this summer. Every few

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“We’ll treat you like family.” It’s a phrase I often hear during commercials for used cars, slightly dented appliances and,

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I think I’ve discovered why older people can be so cranky. Now, normally I wouldn’t be all that curious about

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A few weeks ago I heard myself say “I remember when this was all farmland,” as I drove my wife

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If I had a juicer I’d juicer in the morning I’d juicer in the evening I’d juicer all over this

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Once upon a time, not all that long ago, there was a puppy named Charlie. Charlie was a happy dog