The Curmudgeonly - A lighthearted critique of life, the universe and everything else

Welcome to the Ranks of the Gainfully Unemployed!

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Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed

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I recently read an article only to discover that my brain had shrunk. Laugh if you will but it turns

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One of the problems with being known as the funny guy is that friends tend to expect it on a

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I’ve never cared for the phrase “It’s all about the journey.” Sure I get it. Life is a journey and

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Ahh, the interview — employment’s version of the colonoscopy sans anesthesia. Once the introductions have been made and the polite chit-chat is

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Doctor: Jeffrey it’s been a while. So tell me how are things going these days? Jeff: We’ve never met. What

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Our local high school is selling mattresses to raise money for the marching band and, since learning about fundraiser, I’ve

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Spoiler alert – It’s Glasses Do you yearn for prosperity but lack the experience or credentials to get it? Have

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It didn’t have to come to this people Dear party guests, I apologize in advance for sending out a thank

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And you thought dating other people was hard I recently heard someone say, “I don’t want to date myself but…”