The Curmudgeonly - A lighthearted critique of life, the universe and everything else

I’ll Leave the Stove on For Ya!

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Many years ago my wife and I took a quick detour on our way to see some friends in Ohio

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My iPhone died this past weekend. His name was Gary, and he approached his end with a stoicism and grace

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Over the past month, I’ve been looking for a hobby for my daughter that doesn’t involve a screen. Like most

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It is with some sadness that I announce the passing of our Elf on the Shelf Twinkle Sapphire Sparkle Moonbeam.

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I think we might have bedbugs but that’s about as much energy as I want to devote to the idea.

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Over the past year or so I’ve been looking for a job in the way that — I imagine —

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We’ve never met but you know who I am. I’m even sure you’ve seen some of my work. Let me

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Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed

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I recently read an article only to discover that my brain had shrunk. Laugh if you will but it turns

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One of the problems with being known as the funny guy is that friends tend to expect it on a