Welcome to the Ranks of the Gainfully Unemployed!
| by derekbremer
Hello and let me be the first to welcome you into the ranks of the gainfully unemployed! However you’ve managed
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Thoughts on My Newfound Stupidity
| by derekbremer
I recently read an article only to discover that my brain had shrunk. Laugh if you will but it turns
The Downside of Being “The Funny Guy”
| by derekbremer
One of the problems with being known as the funny guy is that friends tend to expect it on a
It’s All About the Journey
| by derekbremer
I’ve never cared for the phrase “It’s all about the journey.” Sure I get it. Life is a journey and
Inappropriate Responses to 15 Common Interview Questions
| by derekbremer
Ahh, the interview — employment’s version of the colonoscopy sans anesthesia. Once the introductions have been made and the polite chit-chat is
An Annual Wellness Checkup Under Your New Insurance Plan Now Includes a Complimentary Band-Aid!
| by derekbremer
Doctor: Jeffrey it’s been a while. So tell me how are things going these days? Jeff: We’ve never met. What
Mattresses – a Serta-fiably Questionable Choice for a Fundraiser
| by derekbremer
Our local high school is selling mattresses to raise money for the marching band and, since learning about fundraiser, I’ve
The Secret to My Massive Success
| by derekbremer
Spoiler alert – It’s Glasses Do you yearn for prosperity but lack the experience or credentials to get it? Have
An Open Letter to the Attendees of My Daughter’s Birthday Party, Written After Drinking Eight Beers
| by derekbremer
It didn’t have to come to this people Dear party guests, I apologize in advance for sending out a thank
Dating Myself
| by derekbremer
And you thought dating other people was hard I recently heard someone say, “I don’t want to date myself but…”
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